
I don’t know about you, but those 4 words are guaranteed to get my back up when uttered by a total stranger on the phone. In fact, they’d be better off saying “This is a sales call and this is what I’m selling.” At least that would be genuine and I might not feel the urge to hang up the phone. Whatever sales training course the ‘how are you today’ people go on, is actually teaching them how to antagonise the very people they want to establish rapport with.
I’ve been getting even more unsolicited calls than ever recently and, to keep myself amused, I’ve kept a note of all the sales clangers – here are some of them.
‘This is just a courtesy call.’ No it isn’t. What would be courtesy is to ask if this is a good time to talk and if I’m interested in (fill in the blank) before launching into their pitch.
Have you ever noticed that if you interrupt them in full flow, they pause before speaking again? That’s because they nearly lost the place in their script - and they’re absolutely determined to read the whole darn thing!
Another lesson they’re taught in Sales 101 is to repeat the person’s name a few times, which of course they diligently do, over and over and over again.
And what about the background noise because they’re wearing a headset? Even if you were interested in listening to their spiel, they’re packed so close together, like battery hens, that all you can hear is their neighbours shouting to try and make themselves heard.
‘We’re contacting businesses in your area.’ Well that makes me feel really special, I don’t think! At least have the intelligence to find out who you’re calling before you dial. Nearly every business, large and small, has a web presence nowadays so there’s no excuse for not doing the research.
I’m (usually) polite to sales callers because they have a job to do after all. But oh how I wish the companies who employ them would teach them better selling techniques!
Have you heard any telesales clangers lately? Do share!